The stretchy pants are ON

My friend and coworker is walking right now without me... and you say to yourself, "Andrea, you have been trying to loose weight and your a fatty." Well I didn't walk because I am waitingto leave work early and go run. WHOA, it's getting crazy, I know.

What's with water? They want you to drink more, yet it just makes me more thirsty and pee every five minutes. So annoying. I have stopped drinking in hopes I don't have to pee while I run. I'll let you know how that goes tomorrow.

Have an awesome day!

Cheerio Good Chap

So ya, I'm starting another paragraph with the letter S (drink) and guess what else? Nope, I'm drinking Green Tea with blueberry. Mmmmmm. I feel so regal and like I need a crumpet and like my teeth are moving and getting all english. Wait, what is in this tea....?

Got on the scale this morning, What's up fat ass? How you doin? Does my ass make my ass look big, said my ass this morning. YES, yes it does. Oh boy, hence the tea. And the following has been cunsumed today:

Bfast: scrambled egg, coffee, 100 calorie nut pack.
Lunch: Homemade veggie beef soup, yummyness of love
Snack: strawberries and more nuts, a whole 100 calories of them

Now tea. I am off to a good start. Now if I can do this for another couple months I should drop the 30, now 32 pounds after I got on the freaking scale this morning, I have to loose... SO AWESOME! GO ME!

Day 3- Its FRIDAY!

How's everyone doing out there? I'm ok, still in shock I got hit by a bus! A BUS people! Ok, so it was just a dream but its really a weird one! Last night I tried to google what it could mean but I think that just made me more confused.

So, I shaved my legs. Ya, I know, it's getting crazy up in here. I did this in hopes of getting two things done, getting a pedicure and going for a run. Don't know why I like having shaved legs for a run? Less wind resistance? Who knows. I also like to brush my teeth and apply chapstick too before a run. Anyone else have weird workout rituals. NO?! Well then your weird!

Its Friday, so happy. My best friend is coming to visit next week and I am hoping to get my crap together so everything is perfect for her and her family. SO EXCITED!

Day Dos

Bet you didn't know I was bilingual, didja'! This summer I challenged some of my co-workers to get me to learn Spanish this summer. Now here is the "let's learn something new about Andrea moment" (Ya, pretty much every moment with me is, I know) But I have actually taken Spanish 3 times. We are not talking  Spanish I, II, III, We are talkin' I x's 3. Ya, I don't have a very good memory.... The other day they thought it would be awesome to have me tell them all the Spanish words I know. So I did, as a song, yes I am that cool, and weird.

Last night I had a dream I was hit by a bus. UM YA! A. BUS.... WTH???? Like, hey. I'm crossing the street, It hits the person to my right I look up and actually have enough time to brace myself for impact. Then it hits me, goes over me. I can feel my body broken, stand up and then fall back down. 

SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME...

7 day Challenge

So.... I am going to blog for 7 days. See if it helps,,, with what... no clue, but it sounded right.

So I was reading my favorite blog the other day and something stuck with me that she said, I'm going to have to do it "one meal at a time". And so that is how it is for me right now. I have a game plan and then in one meal I throw it our the window.

Sucks too because I just "chucked it WAY out the window" and now I feel sick... UGH! Drinking lots of water and thinking of maybe going for a run tonight.

So my Birthday is coming up. I am doing the girly spa thing in the morning and probably the new MIKE movie after that. Can you get in trouble for throwing dollar bills at a screen? I'm sure the people who are picking up the theater after would appreciate it. It would be like their tip! Then.... wait for it..... wait for it. I am going to Bingo! Yes, B-9, old grumpy people everywhere, troll dolls out for good luck, I think I will get a fancy dobber for a birthday surprise BINGO. Its fun to people watch and hello, look at all the people who showed up for my party! So I'm lookin' forward to that.


I just realized I started all my paragraphs with an S. or the word so. I wonder what that says about me? and my lack of originality, intellect and the fact that I have total ADD and now I'm writting about it.....

SO ya, see you tomorrow!

That just happened....

And by that I mean nothing... that I want to talk about....

Long weekend. Sure it was for everyone out there. Hope all the Mama's out there had a good Mothers Day.

I will say this. Eating clean and then deciding not to for a meal. YAY, ya sounds so exciting and a little bit naughty. Well guess what, you feel like crap! Waa waa waa. I even had the opportunity to eat ice cream, and if you know my relationship with ice cream, its a good one. AND I PUT IT AWAY. Victory, small, but one all in the same.

I am hoping- if things go right, that tonight I will do some weight training. It will be my first weight lifting day since I changed my diet. Tune in tomorrow. If this goes down it will be a good one filled with swearing and comments about ass fat and such.

Enjoy your Tuesday!

DAY 2 People

Day 2.

Thoughts this morning while in the shower (Don't get crazy people)

OK I can do this!

Why am I doing this, do I really want this?

I must fit in those shorts I got!

No seriously, no more ice cream.

What am I going to eat today?

Day two, it may be uncomfortable at first, but it will be ok.  YOU GOT THIS!

I have never been a huge, "I prepped all me meals in little portion sized bags and Tupperware, let's take a picture and show everyone on FB how f-ing amazing I am and how lame they are" kind of people. (sorry if I might offend those of you who have done this) but I got shit to do.... Secretly though,  I envy those people. I want to put myself first and be so organized I can do this weekly. So I have started making just a couple days food prep in advance. I know its one of the key components (yes I know big words, and yes I had to spell check it) to making this thing work.

A friend sent me a picture of amazing looking platters of food the other day (no baggies so the hatred wasn't there). It was tuns of food arranged and laid out like Food Network status.  I thought, hmmmm, 1. I need to learn to BBQ, and 2. I need to do that next week. So as a gift to myself this Mothers Day I am going to prep a WHOLE WEEKS worth of food this Sunday. Then pretend the cleaning fairy will come and clean up after me..... ahh to dream.

What are you doing this Mothers Day? Hope its something fun and amazing!