I am a sheep...

This was my daily morning text to my Ya Ya today- " First Zumba, now 50 Shades of Grey, I am a sheep."

Apparently I have become a follower in all things "everyone else is doing it..." Usually I NEVER follow the rules, seriously ask my teachers in school. I have always been the " she has trouble with authority" kind of people. But can I really be THAT bad? I knit for heaven sakes, and I like to bake. Helloooooo, ya, I'm a wild one, hold me back. But when it comes to books especially, I go the other direction- Twilight, um NO, I am too hard core for vampires, sorry, and all the other "OMG did you read bla bla bla. NO, no, I did not, because I am not a sheep. But apparently I just became one. SO, here is the deal. I will read and give you updates on how corny and LAME this book is. Well, and least that is how I assume it will be since "all the girls are doin' it."

50 shades so far- First Impressions....

COVER- 50 shades of Grey. Shiny neck tie. NOT impressed. You can't trust a man in a shiny tie. He is the same guy with lots of product in his hair. AKA douche bag.

PAPER- (yes, paper) The paper is super thin. I heard this book was first published by the author because no one would produce it. Apparently you sell a billion copies and I am still flipping tissue thin pages. I'm not amused.

Tonight I am taking kickboxing with an instructor I haven't taken from yet. This better be good lady. So far my morning has been all kinds of crazy with my 3 year old and now I am reading a book that I could also mistaken the pages of as kleenex and may or may not be about a douche bag. BRING IT

Can I get an AMEN!

So much going on lately. Nothing super fabulous, but if Awsome counts I am in it to win it!

First I just want to thank baby Jesus for my addiction to pintrest. My motivation to be more stylish, crafty, have better hair, and throw out random one liners is at an all time high. So for that I thank you.

I also have been feeling pretty motivated lately and yesterday I tried fake Zumba at my gym. What's fake zumba you ask? Fake Zumba is what my gym calls Bialia Beats and its actually Zumba, but they don't want to buy the rights to call it what it is, or whatever. Who cares, I dropped it low and had an awesome time offending old people in class shaken my ass and busting out with the robot when needed. I would also like to say sorry to the young girl who obviously just started teaching. Being the level of awesome that I am, and having boys bringing the milk shake to my yard, and not hers, she may have felt a little less sparkly after class with me. (If you don't understand the reference, you need to study up on awesome, I have a PHD.) When I started with the Ooo-ooo disco style and booty poppin she looked a little scared. But I bet next time I take her class she will rise to the challenge and raise the booty bar. I EXPECT MORE miss cheer leader Barbie, you have the potential, I can tell! 

 Moving on. I have been obsessed with finding cheap ideas for a superhero themed Birthday Party. Got any? Send them my way.

Happy Friday Bitches! JAZZ HANDS!

The stretchy pants are ON

My friend and coworker is walking right now without me... and you say to yourself, "Andrea, you have been trying to loose weight and your a fatty." Well I didn't walk because I am waitingto leave work early and go run. WHOA, it's getting crazy, I know.

What's with water? They want you to drink more, yet it just makes me more thirsty and pee every five minutes. So annoying. I have stopped drinking in hopes I don't have to pee while I run. I'll let you know how that goes tomorrow.

Have an awesome day!

Cheerio Good Chap

So ya, I'm starting another paragraph with the letter S (drink) and guess what else? Nope, I'm drinking Green Tea with blueberry. Mmmmmm. I feel so regal and like I need a crumpet and like my teeth are moving and getting all english. Wait, what is in this tea....?

Got on the scale this morning, What's up fat ass? How you doin? Does my ass make my ass look big, said my ass this morning. YES, yes it does. Oh boy, hence the tea. And the following has been cunsumed today:

Bfast: scrambled egg, coffee, 100 calorie nut pack.
Lunch: Homemade veggie beef soup, yummyness of love
Snack: strawberries and more nuts, a whole 100 calories of them

Now tea. I am off to a good start. Now if I can do this for another couple months I should drop the 30, now 32 pounds after I got on the freaking scale this morning, I have to loose... SO AWESOME! GO ME!

Day 3- Its FRIDAY!

How's everyone doing out there? I'm ok, still in shock I got hit by a bus! A BUS people! Ok, so it was just a dream but its really a weird one! Last night I tried to google what it could mean but I think that just made me more confused.

So, I shaved my legs. Ya, I know, it's getting crazy up in here. I did this in hopes of getting two things done, getting a pedicure and going for a run. Don't know why I like having shaved legs for a run? Less wind resistance? Who knows. I also like to brush my teeth and apply chapstick too before a run. Anyone else have weird workout rituals. NO?! Well then your weird!

Its Friday, so happy. My best friend is coming to visit next week and I am hoping to get my crap together so everything is perfect for her and her family. SO EXCITED!

Day Dos

Bet you didn't know I was bilingual, didja'! This summer I challenged some of my co-workers to get me to learn Spanish this summer. Now here is the "let's learn something new about Andrea moment" (Ya, pretty much every moment with me is, I know) But I have actually taken Spanish 3 times. We are not talking  Spanish I, II, III, We are talkin' I x's 3. Ya, I don't have a very good memory.... The other day they thought it would be awesome to have me tell them all the Spanish words I know. So I did, as a song, yes I am that cool, and weird.

Last night I had a dream I was hit by a bus. UM YA! A. BUS.... WTH???? Like, hey. I'm crossing the street, It hits the person to my right I look up and actually have enough time to brace myself for impact. Then it hits me, goes over me. I can feel my body broken, stand up and then fall back down. 

SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME...

7 day Challenge

So.... I am going to blog for 7 days. See if it helps,,, with what... no clue, but it sounded right.

So I was reading my favorite blog the other day and something stuck with me that she said, I'm going to have to do it "one meal at a time". And so that is how it is for me right now. I have a game plan and then in one meal I throw it our the window.

Sucks too because I just "chucked it WAY out the window" and now I feel sick... UGH! Drinking lots of water and thinking of maybe going for a run tonight.

So my Birthday is coming up. I am doing the girly spa thing in the morning and probably the new MIKE movie after that. Can you get in trouble for throwing dollar bills at a screen? I'm sure the people who are picking up the theater after would appreciate it. It would be like their tip! Then.... wait for it..... wait for it. I am going to Bingo! Yes, B-9, old grumpy people everywhere, troll dolls out for good luck, I think I will get a fancy dobber for a birthday surprise BINGO. Its fun to people watch and hello, look at all the people who showed up for my party! So I'm lookin' forward to that.


I just realized I started all my paragraphs with an S. or the word so. I wonder what that says about me? and my lack of originality, intellect and the fact that I have total ADD and now I'm writting about it.....

SO ya, see you tomorrow!